Jason O (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} botswana) wrote,@ 2005-05-30 18:21:00 |
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Discussions of geekdom
Recent diatribe while talking to a friend....
You know how they talk about survival kits? A vampire survival kit would have a stake, garlic, and possibly a crucifix. A werewolf survival kit would have a gun with silver bullets. A zombie survival kit would have a shotgun and a pamphlet explaining how to shoot them in the head.
I'm going to make a geek survival kit. It will contain a clean XXXL T-Shirt, a bar of soap, some shampoo, and a belt. That way the next time I run into some guy digging through the Hot Wheels at the local Target wearing his nasty tie-dye T-Shirt with his long greasy hair tied back with whatever rubber band he found on the counter that morning showing off his buttcrack, I will be prepared!
Recent diatribe while talking to a friend....
You know how they talk about survival kits? A vampire survival kit would have a stake, garlic, and possibly a crucifix. A werewolf survival kit would have a gun with silver bullets. A zombie survival kit would have a shotgun and a pamphlet explaining how to shoot them in the head.
I'm going to make a geek survival kit. It will contain a clean XXXL T-Shirt, a bar of soap, some shampoo, and a belt. That way the next time I run into some guy digging through the Hot Wheels at the local Target wearing his nasty tie-dye T-Shirt with his long greasy hair tied back with whatever rubber band he found on the counter that morning showing off his buttcrack, I will be prepared!
